Feast your ears on this—
Fire Flowerz – Sugar
Little Boots – Headphones (Moon Boots Remix)
Forget the Euro Cup, Finland is winning the we-make-the-fucking-best-dancey-electro-disco-house-tracks-right-now-so-suck-it-UEFA cup. Well, they would be if there was one. Two more Finnish maestros in Timo Juuti and Hector 87. Here’s two of many hammers they’ve thrown down. A round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
The Ting Tings – One By One (Timo Juuti & Hector 87 Remix)
Combostar ft. Mani Hoffman – Free (Timo Juuti & Hector 87 Remix)
(Ironically not free at all)
Oh yeah. Louis La Roche— heard of him?— remixed it too. Compare. Contrast. Enjoy.
Combostar ft. Mani Hoffman – Free (Louis La Roche Remix)
I’m gonna slow things down for you right now. So, grab that special person and come see me on the dance floor. Keep it PG-13 out there. (I actually saw a guy fingering a girl at a show once. This is tacky as fuck. Don’t do it. Get some hand lotion if you really need your hand moistened in the mezzanine of a Shins concert. Whatever happened to waiting until, I don’t know, you were somewhere where we didn’t have to bear witness to this awful show of Hillbilly Handjobbin’ in public. This isn’t an awesome episode of Viva la Douche. Get your hand out of her.) All very tangential, I know. Sorry. Here’s Kartell to set the mood.
B.B. & Q. Band – Dreamer (Kartell Rework)
Also, contest winners have been announced! You received an e-mail from me if you won so be sure to CHECK YOUR E-MAIL! I need you to respond with your info so you can be put on the guestlist.